Yeah, sure

I have written a book ( yeah sure ) which is available for sale now.

It contains pieces that have been published in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The Feathertale Review, and Reader’s Digest along with 100+ pages of new material never seen outside of the walls of my office and the IHOP bathroom wall off Exit 7 by your uncle’s house (No: the other uncle).

Check it out on Amazon or Gumroad (if you want non-Kindle formats).

If you want a paper copy have a friend read it to you and write down everything they say.